“Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.”
—  Alan Wilson Watts (via purplebuddhaproject)
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“What day is it?”
It’s today,” squeaked Piglet.
My favorite day,” said Pooh.”
— A.A. Milne (via feellng)
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“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”
—

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

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giggle:

thank the lord for my phone screen not cracking yet even though I’ve dropped my phone so many times

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  1. me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  2. me: *throws shade 24/7*
  3. me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  4. me: *is overdramatic*
  5. me: *is a major asshole*
  6. me: *complains about everything*
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